Creepy Clown Womens Costume
WHAT IS IN A GRIN?
We're going to need you to be the answer to a debate we're having. The ultimate question is pretty simple but the answer has been unachievable for us for the last near decade. Is creepy a necessary adjective to describe a creepy clown? There's the question! We admit it. We just can't settle on an agreement. Well, other than the fact that clowns are creepy, of course.
The problem is in whether or not it is a redundant claim! One side argues that since all clowns are always creepy, we could just say, "Hey, here's a clown!" and the audience would immediately widen their eyes, catch their breath, and back away in that reasonable terror as they hope there is only one. But, the other notes that the adjective helps to clarify that we mean really creepy, but we can't say that or Grammarly asks us, "Do you really need the word 'really?'" and we have to go, well, did you really need really, grammar checker!? Huh??
As you can tell, tensions are a little raised in the office. It has nothing to do with grammar checkers, though. It's the fact that we've had this clown standing over our shoulders for the last week or so. Please, help us out. Decide one way or the other. Or, better yet, take this Creepy Clown Women's Costume off our hands! This pull-on dress has crazily detailed printing and a faux leather panel. The petticoat keeps the skirt bouncy and the matching hat stays in position with the included headband. It's actually quite the pretty look but, still, so creepy!
WOULD YOU LIKE A RED BALLOON
Who knows what it is about the clown that sends our anxiety into such a tizzy. Perhaps it is the fact that the media has depended on them to freak the bajeezus out of us for the last decade. It might be a fun test to throw this on and be a super delightful clown and still see how many people run for the hills!
- Pair of Socks
- 100% polyester fabrics
- Pull-on dress has all-over printed design w/ attached faux leather panel
- Petticoat has elastic waist w/ attached printed fabric bottom
- Hat is printed foam covered fabric w/ elastic loops to attach to headband
- Collar is printed foam covered fabric w/ hook and loop closure in back
- Plastic headband included for hat
- Socks are printed fabric
|Small||Dress Chest||34" - 38"||86cm - 97cm|
|Small||Dress Waist||26" - 32"||66cm - 81cm|
|Medium||Dress Chest||36" - 40"||91cm - 102cm|
|Medium||Dress Waist||28" - 34"||71cm - 86cm|
|Large||Dress Chest||38" - 42"||97cm - 107cm|
|Large||Dress Waist||30" - 36"||76cm - 91cm|
|X-Large||Dress Chest||40" - 44"||102cm - 112cm|
|X-Large||Dress Waist||32" - 38"||81cm - 97cm|