Sassy Shark Costume for Women
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Did it work? Did you start hearing those two beats repeat, increasing in speed and volume? Did you start seeing blue waves and white teeth? Was there a moment of terror and helplessness? Perfect. We were hoping we would get you in the mood for sharks. We love sharks. Like love them. And why wouldn't we? We're talking thousands of pounds of raw unbridled muscle. We're talking uber sensitive senses, rows of razor teeth, and an apex predator here. There's something so regal about all of that power, so positively majestic. So...cute!
What? Yeah, okay, so mostly they're just huge and terrifying (which is awesome), but there are some cute little ones. Like dogsharks. Catsharks! Lantern sharks (totally a real thing, check them out)! Now how can you say no to those cute little fins?! Trick question. You can't. This just makes sharks all the cooler. They range from monstrous primal beasts to tiny baby predators. Adorable.
So if we've convinced you, and you're ready to show off some of your shark love, look no further than our Sassy Shark Costume for Women. This gray polyester jumpsuit is made of form-fitting velour. There's a zipper up the front and long sleeves with fins below the elbows. It has long pant legs as well, and a dorsal fin attached at the lower back. The hood has big googly eyes and red lips (not to mention red lining in the hood) along with plenty of rows of pointy white teeth. This is a FUN.com exclusive for all you shark lovers out there.
And there you have it. You could not only have shark posters, shark pictures, and shark blankies, you can also be the shark. Of course, we don't recommend trying to fool actual sharks out with this outfit. They're usually pretty clever about that sort of thing. Enjoy!
- Hooded Jumpsuit
- 95% polyester 5% elastic
- Jumpsuit has a zipper up the front
- Jumpsuit is form-fitting made of stretchy velour fabric
- Jumpsuit has long sleeves with fins below the elbow
- Jumpsuit has long pant legs and a dorsal fin just above the bum
- Hood boasts big googly eyes, red lips, and lots of teeth