Womens Deer Fawn Costume
BEWARE OF FAWN PUNS
Fawns are indisputably one of the cutest critters in the animal kingdom. Sure, otters are cute, so are bear cubs, and especially bunnies. But we don't think that any of these really compare to the cuteness of a newborn fawn taking it's first wobbly few steps. So while we applaud your taste in costumes, we feel that someone should warn you about some of the puns you might have to put up with while wearing this costume.
When we saw the fawn costume, the first thing that came to mind were all the puns that can come from the word fawn. So, while you might enjoy your fawn costume, you almost certainly will not enjoy all the puns. But that's why we are here, to prepare you for some of the puns you might hear while out in costume. You might hear "oh, wow, what a FAWN costume", or if you make a joke, they might say "Hey, that was really fawny!". Even worse, someone might say "Hey, I just fawned out that they have free cookies!" (Free cookies aren't bad, just the pun is bad.) Point is, be prepared for some bad puns to come your way.
This costume is 83% polyester and 17% spandex, to ensure that it is extra comfortable! It has a zipper on the front and faux leather hooves sewn on the sleeve cuffs. This costume is covered in printed spots, and to top it all off it comes with a hood that has stuffed ears and wired antlers!
SO MANY PUNSIBILITIES
Oops, did you notice the title? Another pun. We have found that the best way to make people stop with the puns, is to make the first pun yourself. That way, they can see how bad it sounds. We've found this to be a strong deterrent for many frequent punny guys. But when using this many puns, it's important to remember; please use puns refawnsibly.
- 83% polyester, 17% spandex stretch velour fabric
- Jumpsuit has front zipper
- All-over printed spots
- Hood has stuffed ears and wired antlers
- Faux leather "hooves" sewn to sleeve cuffs
- Jumpsuit w/ Attached Hood
|X-Small||Chest||25" - 32"||64cm - 81cm|
|X-Small||Waist||22" - 26"||56cm - 66cm|
|X-Small||Jumpsuit Length||53 1/2"||136cm|
|Small||Chest||27" - 34"||69cm - 86cm|
|Small||Waist||24" - 28"||61cm - 71cm|
|Small||Jumpsuit Length||54 1/2"||138cm|
|Medium||Chest||29" - 36"||74cm - 91cm|
|Medium||Waist||26" - 30"||66cm - 76cm|
|Medium||Jumpsuit Length||55 1/2"||141cm|
|Large||Chest||32" - 38"||81cm - 97cm|
|Large||Waist||29" - 33"||74cm - 84cm|
|Large||Jumpsuit Length||56 1/2"||144cm|
|X-Large||Chest||36" - 40"||91cm - 102cm|
|X-Large||Waist||33" - 37"||84cm - 94cm|
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