Orange Prisoner Women's Costume

PRISON TIPS  

You think you could handle some time behind bars? That's bold. Before you get your costume and head in to serve your hard time, we have a couple tips on how to stay alive. No, we aren't talking from experience, but we've seen the movies, we know what we're doing. 

Tip one: Lie about why you're in prison. You're in for tax evasion? That's not cool enough. No, come up with something cooler, but ambiguous enough that no one knows what it means. If they don't know what you did, they can't size you up, and if they can't size you up, they are afraid of you. When you get in there, you don't say tax evasion, you say that you're in for tax assault with a deadly weapon. Now that sounds scary, and no one will know what it means because it doesn't make any sense. 

FUN DETAILS 

This costume is a Fun.com exclusive, and is a surefire way to convince anyone and everyone that you are a convict! This costume comes in your classic prison orange, meaning you will stick out like a sore thumb in any setting. Any setting that isn't in prison, where everyone is wearing the same thing, obviously. This costume comes with the shirt and pants, and the shirt actually has the white undershirt neckline built in, so you won't need your own undershirt! The pants also come with an elastic waistband; just because prison cells are uncomfortable, doesn't mean your pants have to be. 

TIP TWO: 

Our second tip is this: Have you ever heard of the saying "to mad dog someone"? You have? Good, that saves time. The tip is to not EVER try to mad dog people. It doesn't work. It'll only get you punched in the nose, which will make your eyes water, and people will think your crying even though you're not. So embarrassing. No mad dogging. 

• 100% polyester
• Orange v-neck shirt w/ chest pocket
• Attached inset white "undershirt"
• Orange pants have elastic waistband
• Exclusive!