Deluxe Evil Gray Suit Costume
WORTH ONE ... MILLION DOLLARS
Not everyone is really suited to be an (evil) mastermind. It can be a pretty tough gig and there certainly aren't any rulebooks that help you figure out what you're supposed to be doing. And, technically, if there were rulebooks, we're pretty sure that you'd be required to break those rules in order to actually be a villain... but who can live in a world that is an eternal opposite day!?
No, things are going to be tough, but there are a few excellent models that can help you carve your path into history (and your face into your own mountain lair). So, start by practicing the right details. Get that (evil) pose just right. Next, if you can manage to look like a slightly more wicked version of your heroic opposite, even better! Beyond that, you need to make sure your economic demands are right for the time. But, most importantly, you've gotta look the part!
Fortunately, we at your local warehouse for identity transformations have the perfect get-up for all your evil needs. We recommend this Deluxe Evil Gray Suit Costume. Begin with a delightful gray-tone jacket with a mandarin collar. Fastening with easy hook and collar loops in the front, the elegant but simple design will make everyone know that you mean (evil) business! The matching pants fit comfortably and give you pockets to store your (evil) supplies.
TIME TO GET THAT (EVIL) MOJO
When the going gets tough, the tough get evil! Well, kinda evil. More like a cute and comical version of evil that leaves you some blend of adorable and mischievous and maybe just a little hungry... for power. No matter what your particular ambitions may be, the right (evil) look is all you need to secure yourself a heroic nemesis and a world domination plan. Now you just need to get a bald cap and practice a sinister brow raise and the world will be yours!
- 100% polyester
- Jacket has mandarin collar, fastens w/ hook & loop strips at front
- Pants have elastic waistband and side pockets
- Caution: Will not protect from death rays, acid, piranhas, or cat fur
|Small||Waist||26" - 36"||66cm - 91cm|
|Medium||Jacket Length||33 1/2"||85cm|
|Medium||Waist||28" - 38"||71cm - 97cm|
|Large||Waist||30" - 44"||76cm - 112cm|
|X-Large||Jacket Length||34 1/2"||88cm|
|X-Large||Waist||33" - 46"||84cm - 117cm|