Beagle Bonez 20" Skeleton Dog

When skeleton rats started ransacking your pantry, you didn’t know what to do at first. It’s hard enough to chase off regular rats, but skeleton rats were even harder. They weren’t at all affected by your rat traps; if their bones were disconnected when the trap sprang around them, they’d just pull themselves together again. And any poisoned cheese dropped straight through their ribcages. (It makes you wonder why they go after your food at all, but maybe they’re just spiteful.)

When your coworker suggested buying a skeleton cat, it seemed like a stroke of genius, and it was… at first. The cat certainly took care of the rats. But now it yowls all night and keeps you up. You haven’t had a good night’s sleep in weeks! It also keeps knocking things off of ledges and making a mess. You have to find a way to chase it off, but what?

There’s only one way to deal with a skeleton cat… and that’s with a skeleton dog! Specifically, we mean this Beagle Bonez 20” Skeleton Dog. This good boy (yes, he is, yes, he is a good boy) will be your faithful companion forever—and we mean forever! He's a life-sized dog with a bendable tail and moveable head and jaw. This little guy is the perfect addition to your home… no bones about it!