Hospital Patient Costume
NO IFS ANDS OR BUTTS ABOUT IT
When we look through our costume selection, looking for our most laughable costume, this costume always seems to come to mind. It's led us to believe that this really is one of the funniest costumes we own, no ifs, ands, or butts about. (Well, maybe one butt.)
When you put on this costume, you might feel like people start talking about you behind your back. Well, you can rest easy knowing that this is not, in fact, the case. You see, they aren't talking behind your back, they are laughing! But they are only doing so because they couldn't see the funniest part of your costume until you walked away. When you wear a funny costume like this, where the punchline is always over your bum, it's hard to see all the smiles you cause as you walk away. So, you're just going to have to be strong, and be confident in the laughs you are causing as you leave the room.
This costume comes with a hospital gown, coming in that classic light blue color you always see on your favorite E.R. TV show. It ties behind the neck and over your lower back to hold it in place. But let's be honest, you didn't read this product description to hear about the gown. The buttcheeks you'll be wearing are attached to flesh-colored tights and will be poking out of the gown. That's all that there is to this simple and hilarious costume!
When you head out in this cheeky costume, don't be afraid to make a few puns! After all, there is nothing wrong with being the butt of your own joke! People might not actually get the puns until you walk away and they can see the rest of your costume, but that will only make them appreciate them all the more! Now get thinking of some good puns while you wait for this costume to show up at your door!
- Tights w/attached Buttocks
- Light blue hospital gown ties behind neck and waist
- Flesh colored tights are attached to butt cheeks & peek out from gown