The Goonies Mens Plus Size Sloth Costume
Hey you guys!
We loved The Goonies. The clever traps and puzzles, the nefarious Fratellis, the sense of comradery and wonder. We loved Data’s oil slick shoes and tried to recreate them, ruining a new pair of sneakers and permanently defacing the floor of the garage in the process. We even liked The Goonies II, despite being an incomprehensible NES game instead of a full-fledged movie. The Goonies perfectly captured what it felt like to be a kid, just a little guy in a big and frightening world, pursued on all sides by doubt, danger, and murderous old ladies.
But like you, our absolute favorite part about The Goonies was our hero Sloth. A little frightening at first (very frightening, to be accurate), Sloth taught us that if you’re open-minded you’ll never know what kind of friends you can make in this crazy old world we live in. And in the end, where Sloth yelled those famous three worlds and ripped an escape line down the sail of One-Eyed Willy’s pirate ship? It still gives us chills every time. Sloth is proof that it’s what’s on the inside that counts: love, friendship, and rocky road ice cream.
If you’re a big, loveable guy, then this is the year to give good old Sloth his due. Complete with his muscle shirt with his timeless catchphrase, signature red suspenders, and mask replicating his at first terrifying but soon endearing asymmetrical visage, our officially licensed Sloth costume is all you need to save the children and make history. Be nice to your mother, though. She only dropped you once, after all.
- The Goonies Mens Plus Size Sloth Costume
- 100% polyester shirt w/ capped sleeves
- "HEY YOU GUYS!" printed on front of shirt
- Red suspenders are size adjustable w/ metal clips
- Latex mask w/ molded and painted details
- Officially licensed