Save Ferris LT Blue Men's T-Shirt
Oh gosh, did you hear? We heard from Katie's best friend's sister's brother that Ferris Bueller is feeling terrible. You know Ferris Bueller? Of course you do. He's like the most popular guy at school! Everyone loves him. The geeks, dweebies, wastoids... everyone! Which is totally why we're spreading the word: it sounds like Ferris is super sick. Like he might be dying! Apparently, someone was on the phone with him and he was coughing up a storm. He said he'll need a kidney transplant.
Which is totally unacceptable. Ferris can't die! He's gonna help us with the theater project and he's getting at least one person out of summer school. We need him! Which is why you should totally donate. Organ transplants are super spendy... and we just saw a collection going around to help him buy a new lung. That means he probably needs two organs... we're totally serious! Ferris needs our help. Some freshmen caught him on the phone and said he sounds pretty terrible.
Which is totally why we've made these Save Ferris LT Blue T-Shirts. It's a simple light blue shirt with a prominent "Save Ferris" on the front. We're hoping that if we all start wearing them, word will get around and more people will support his organ transplants. Ferris is gonna need all the help he can get, and he's already done so much for all of us, it's only fair to try and support him through this difficult time. Spread the word! Save Ferris!