Simpsons Ned Flanders Deluxe Adult Costume
No one does a mustache like Ned Flanders has a mustache. No one does personal vernacular like Ned Flanders either! We can never hope to be as annoyingly perfect as the Simpson's cheery neighbor. He's got a surprisingly good bod, a nice singing voice, well, diddly! He can even rap. Just listen to this,
"I like to Christian rap. A bible on my lap", that’s an awesome line. Right?
We just wish we could have a neighbor like Flanders. Need to borrow a lawnmower? Borrow it for a year! Need a babysitter? Well, if you don't mind your little one getting baptized when your back is turned, Ned would gladly do the honors. As long as you're not using that sailor talk, life with Ned next door is a diddly dreamo! Now there are a few rules to his household of course. No drinking, no foul language, and most of all, no dice. Bored games are to be played fairly, without the use of the devil's cube!
Now, you could become Ned by adhering to the three "C"s: Clean living, chewing thoroughly, and a daily dose of vitamin church. Actually, though, we have a much easier option! This Ned costume is sure to put you into his clean spirited state of mind. The sweater and slacks make a cartoonish body suit, the collar slips in to make him ready for church, and the mask makes up that face we know and love. So, when you're ready to walk the straight and narrow, don this ensemble cause no one's got that tingling Satan sense like good old Ned Flanders!
- Sweater portion: 98% acrylic, 2% spandex; remaining fabric, 100% polyester
- Jumpsuit fastens with Velcro at center back
- Collar fastens with Velcro at back
- Full-head vinyl mask has foam pad inside for positioning
- Shirt Collar
- Full-Head Mask
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