Mens Star Wars Clone Trooper Gloves
Headed out as a Clon Trooper this Halloween? Well, you'd better be prepared. There's a lot to do. Those rebels are getting way to confident for our tastes. Just last week one of our ships took off from Jakku before we realized that someone had scrawled "Wash Me" on the back space windshield, unacceptable.
Now that you know we're on high alert, you've got to make sure your uniform is in top condition. Take a Magic Eraser to the hard white surfaces of your costume, you don't want any officials spotting unsightly scuffs. Not after someone from Jakku of all places accused us of being untidy. Polish those boots too, while you're at it. Hey, what's that? Are your hands bare for Vader's sake? Well, you're just asking to get air choked by our supreme leader. Lucky for you, we've got your back with these breathable Clone trooper gloves. Don't worry, we won't tell the higher ups, just don't let it happen again or we'll maroon you at Jakku for good!
- Pair of Black and White Gloves