Dead Fred Pen Holder
It's been one of those days. You could sense it as soon as you woke up like an old sailor can sense a storm coming in his bones. You tried to shake it off. You listened to your most cheerful playlist up on your way to work. But then traffic was slow and you kept noticing distracted drivers eating breakfast or arranging their hair, slowing down everyone else. And once you got to work your nosy coworker immediately called you out for being two minutes late. And was there coffee ready? Nope! No one had refilled the coffee pot. The day was living up to everything you thought it might be and you hadn't even checked your email yet.
Days like the one above are a fact of life. The question is, where do we put all that stress? Instead of letting it all seep out in noxious passive aggression, take control and cause your own little crime scene with this dead Fred pen holder. Just jab this little rubber body with a pen and forget about that commute. We promise he won't mind! The perfect gift for true crime followers or people with a morbid sense of humor, Dead Fred is one of those little things that makes a harsh day a little happier!
- Pen Holder
- Dead Fred Pen Holder
- Silicone rubber human figure has hole for pen over heart
- Measures approx. 5" long x 3" wide