Cool Socks Shark Attack Adult Knit Socks
We're sure it doesn't take a genius to surmise that being chomped on from toes to knees by a Great White, Bull, or Oceanic Whitetip shark would not be cool AT ALL. In fact, we'd bet you'd find it to be...uh...undeniably bad. We won't get too graphic (and we're pretty certain you can let your imagination run away with you) but let's just say that it is not an experience you'd really want to have underfoot.
But we bet you can also surmise that wearing these Cool Socks Shark Attack Adult Knit Socks would be cool! So pick up a pair and experience a shark attack the only way it's safe and desirable to do so—as a fashion statement!
This pair is chomping at the bit to become a part of your fun-loving wardrobe! They're one-size fits most, and sport a classic crew cut and cotton blend that you will come to love—no, require—of all your socks in the future. The blue and red stripes at the top give the pair a retro feel, while the fun graphic will help you dip your toes into the world of funky sock fashion!
All Fin and Dandy
Now that you've got this great pair, you can finally tell that engrossing, "I survived a shark attack," story you've been wanting to share—and now, you'll actually be telling the truth! Kinda.
- 70% cotton, 15% nylon, 15% nylon
- Fits sizes 6-13
- Officially licensed