Sometimes, life just seems so complicated. There are all those fancy devices that have so many confusing buttons and applications. So many options for food and clothes. The overwhelming amount of colors, slogans, and sounds bombarding you at every second of the day. Wouldn't it be great to go back to the basics? And we're talking basics here. Like, eat and sleep. Like fire=warm. No worries about jobs or bills. No worries about status updates or photos.
Yeah, alright, so it might not be a long-term thing. We are rather fond of our indoor plumbing. Yeah, and modern medicine is pretty neat too. We'd want to keep that. But surely there's some way we can uncomplicate things a little? Some way we can at least feel a little more in-tune with our basic instincts? Well, we're not really campers, so that's not an option. Oh! How about a costume to get us in-character?
Something like this Cavewoman Costume ought to be enough to inspire us. This 100 percent polyester outfit has a dress made of faux fur. The body of the dress is brown, but there's also a faux fur leopard print on the front and back. The belt and gauntlets are brown with leather straps to tie them on. There's even a zipper up the back as well (yes, so that's modern, but it's for your convenience!). We're pretty sure that if we put this on, we'll instinctively feel more at home with a simpler way of life.
If we go out, we'll just have to remember our favorite bag, wallet, eyedrops, keys and... wow. There's really no escaping this modern lifestyle, is there? Oh well. We guess we'll settle for looking like an amazingly fashionable cavewoman then. Us pretty! Us likey!
- 100% polyester
- Dress has a zipper down the back
- Brown faux fur on front, leopard print on front and back
- Belt and gauntlets wtih leather tie-able straps